We want to be loved for who we appear to be...

Instead of who we are.


So our real selves take a backseat behind the pomp and the façade.
Dylan- You fail.
vous_et_moi
Photobucket 




Here there be Dragons.


Banner by phantom_roxs

All quiet on the western front...
Dylan- You fail.
vous_et_moi
It's been so long I've forgotten how to use this thing... Collapse )

Writer's Block: Have a drink on me
Dylan- You fail.
vous_et_moi
If you were going to make a signature drink that was named after you, what would you put in it?



There is one. It's made out of Gin, Squash and Absinthe.

I'm not proud.

(I'm a bit proud.)

Hello, Ladies...
Random- Laaaaadies
vous_et_moi
 Sometimes....


You just have to be...Collapse )

So.
Random- Kill you all
vous_et_moi
I SWEAR TO GOD IF MISTER NEXT DOOR DOESN'T STOP DRILLING AGAINST MY BEDROOM WALL I AM GOING TO GO LIZZIE BORDEN ON THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

AAAARGGGGH SHUT UP, NO HOME NEEDS IMPROVED THIS MUCH, ITS BEEN A MONTH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? IF IT'S NOT A TIME MACHINE THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!



In other news back on the pills, had a good lunch today, and bought Jacq some cheesecake because I am a wonderful person.

Love to you all
xxx

Pppfft.
Random- o i c
vous_et_moi
AH HAHAH


I write like
Edgar Allan Poe

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!





Stick that in your raven and mourn it.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO STRAP SEATBELTS ON YOUR EARS, ROY.
Dylan- You fail.
vous_et_moi
Ok, So I do want to talk about this awesome party I was just at that was awesome and btw no one can dress as wanky as me- fact, but all I can say before I collapse into bed like a hyperactive child just been shot full of heroin and allowed to bathe in jelly and custard is thusly;



DRUMMOND IS COMING TO AUSTRALIA.



HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS!!! GUYS!!!!

27th June to the 15th July. I am so excited I could puke. And it would be rainbow striped with sparkly bits.

I have forgotten all my words because she steals my breath.

Goodnight xxxxxxxxxxxx

Dolaly.
Random- Punch and pie
vous_et_moi
You don't eat pig... And we don't eat pig... It seems it's been that way forever...

So if you don't eat pig... and we don't eat pig... Why not not eat pig together?

Give Peace a chance this June, and hug a pig.

VD alert.
Random- Love and Mallard
vous_et_moi
Happy Valentine's Day my Lovely Ladies and Charming Chaps.

You're all brielliant.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Public Service Announcement.
Dylan- You fail.
vous_et_moi
Apple vodka and Pepsi- Don't do it. Just... never do it.
Tags:

?

Log in